• January: Another year, another Halloween to look forward to
  • February: Valentine's day? Nah. YOU KNOW WHAT'S A COOL FESTIVAL?
  • March: Easter season. Yeah u get chocolate but wherE'S THE FUN IN IT
  • April: Literally the furthest u can get from Halloween. Difficult times for all.
  • May: I'll buy a pumpkin I don't fucking care
  • June: If u start making ur costume now you'll probably save time and money tbh
  • July: Halloween preparation. Raid the candy stores
  • August: Can almost smell the Halloween
  • October: HALLOWEEN
  • November: Post-Halloween depression
  • December: Nightmare Before Christmas season
  • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
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